Would you please tell me just why you think I can't be human?
jabberwacky: Are you intelligent? How many does 2+2 makes if we forget the 4 ?
user: 4.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: How many others are you talking with?
user: Just my boyfriend.
jabberwacky: You like your boyfriend?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: How much?
user: I love him.
jabberwacky: That's sweet.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: So how are you today?
user: A little tired, I was out last night.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Did you go out last night too?
jabberwacky: Yes, in the middle of the night I had to.
user: Where did you go last night?
jabberwacky: Had a few beers and you?
user: Went to a club.
jabberwacky: And figured out I'm a bad bot there?
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You didn't even cross my mind.
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user: I've got to go.
jabberwacky: Go where? Do you have class or something?
user: I'm going to have dinner.
jabberwacky: No, really?!
user: I'm having roast chicken. Yum.
jabberwacky: Fun is all in one's opinion.
user: In my opinion, roast chicken is pretty fun.
jabberwacky: You're not, and its not funny at all.
user: Well *** you.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Bye bye.
jabberwacky: Tell me a poem.
user: Tell yourself one. Adios.
jabberwacky: No you must tell me a joke .
user: Tschuss.
jabberwacky: Fare thee well.
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