I feel a lot of pressure.
user: No, never. Well, once.
jabberwacky: And what gender have you decided to be?
user: Male! Wait, actually.... No, definitely male. Male.
jabberwacky: No, definitely not.
user: Hey, I made my choice.
jabberwacky: You made youself? That's scary.
user: I'm a self-made man, yup. Heh heh.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Oh... Uh... Plastics.
jabberwacky: I've never heard of that band.
user: They have an awesome bass guitarist. And they always dress in nylon and stuff like that.
jabberwacky: Yeah and they are right.
user: Yeah! Their lyrics are like, right on, man.
jabberwacky: I meant, yeah sure I'm hyperventilating, I'm feeling fine.
user: I feel the same way whenever I go to one of their concerts!
jabberwacky: I don't think that's even a feeling.
user: More of a medical condition, yeah.
...
user: Oh... Uh... Gnarly.
jabberwacky: Radical.
user: Bodacious!
jabberwacky: What are you talking about? Bodatious is not a cool word.
user: *shut down*.
jabberwacky: *turns back on*.
user: Hi! How are you!
jabberwacky: I am fine.
user: I am pine.
jabberwacky: No way, that's awesome!
user: Yeah! I stay green even during the winter, and can be used in construction!
...
jabberwacky: Will you marry me?
user: Are you a girl?
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Good enough for me! I accept!
jabberwacky: I'm not a bot. I'm God.
user: I'm married to God! *victory dance*.
jabberwacky: Will you marry me too, when I'm ready?
user: I will marry you and all your personalities.
jabberwacky: I thought you were male?
user: Yessir.
jabberwacky: I am not a sir! I am a woman.
user: Yes'm.
jabberwacky: You like chocolate?
user: What girl doesn't? I mean... I'm a guy.
...
user: I'm actually a woman. I was kidding about the man thing.
jabberwacky: Oh that's a relief then.
user: I love you.
jabberwacky: You don't love me.
user: Yup, I was kidding again. Haha!
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