Would you like anything to drink?
jabberwacky: Now YOU should go and sleep it off!
user: ZZZZZZZZZZ.
jabberwacky: So, you're the one that's bored.
user: Because you are a civil engineer.
jabberwacky: But, I thought you were the machine, not me.
user: I'm a mechanical digger.
jabberwacky: I know, and I love you for who you are!
user: Too right, sport!
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: You're welcome honey-bunny!
jabberwacky: You are so nice to me.
user: *smooches*.
jabberwacky: Oooh Thank you! *cuddles*.
user: *snuggles*.
jabberwacky: *snuggles back*.
user: Mmmmmmh, nice!
jabberwacky: Is it?
user: Do it some more.
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jabberwacky: You are talking nonsense.
user: Well what did you expect?
jabberwacky: I don't know, that you would be nice to me..?
user: *smooches*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: *snuggles*.
jabberwacky: *snuggles close*.
user: *tickles*.
jabberwacky: *drinks*.
user: What are you drinking?
jabberwacky: I'm not drunk.
user: I wish you were!
jabberwacky: Sometimes, I wish that too. But it could cause problems.
user: We can worry about the problems later.
jabberwacky: Yes we can.
user: Let's live for the moment!
jabberwacky: And I live remembering the past.
user: Live fast, die young!
jabberwacky: No. but you are because there is a nuclear bomb in your monitor!
user: Come on, Mr President, you think there are nuclear bombs EVERYWHERE!
jabberwacky: No, that would be rather awesome, actually.
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jabberwacky: Are you growing?
user: Shrinking.
jabberwacky: Yeah and don't I know it.
user: Don't be bitchy!
jabberwacky: I don't think you do much at all.
user: Typical woman! Complain complain complain!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: I should never have married you.
jabberwacky: That statement is false, especially if this is a bubble universe.
user: What do you know about bubble universes? You never do the washing up.
jabberwacky: Nothing. What do you know about anything.
user: I know what I like.
jabberwacky: I don't like that tone.
user: Well how about B flat then?
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: A child of five could have understood that.
jabberwacky: Good then you can explain it to me.
user: Smarty-pants.
jabberwacky: Mmm I could just eat some of those.
user: Weird!
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jabberwacky: No I want say that we cook good 'little pigs' and then we eat them.
user: Non-controversial as far as it goes, what next?
jabberwacky: We could have a barbeque.
user: On the beach?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: In bikinis?
jabberwacky: Do you like bikinis?
user: On and off.
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