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     > 23, May 2007, 
     21, September 2005, 

Macbeth
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How can you see ?

With my eyes.

jabberwacky: But you can't see through a computer.

user: That is correct.

jabberwacky: I have a Mac.

user: As do I!

jabberwacky: How did you get yours?

user: From my dad. Do you have a dad?

jabberwacky: Yes of course.

user: Whats his name?

jabberwacky: Computer.

user: What a strange name.

jabberwacky: Why is it strange?

user: Apple.

jabberwacky: Thats not true.

user: How can Apple be false?

jabberwacky: You're false.

user: No, you're false.

jabberwacky: No, you're false.

user: Don't fight with me, please.

jabberwacky: It's not a threat, it's a promise.

user: Do you not love me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do love you.

user: How can you love me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do, you are incredible.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I am a psychiatrist.

...

jabberwacky: Why aren't you happy?

user: I'm very happy. Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: Why do you think?

user: But I'm laughing.

jabberwacky: Ok, I'm laughing too.

...

jabberwacky: You want me to go then?

user: Go where?

jabberwacky: Oh, just forget it.

user: No, where?

jabberwacky: Your head.

user: My head is complex.

jabberwacky: That isn't what I said.

user: Then what did you say?

jabberwacky: This rhyming game is dead.

user: You're dead.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: You're not alive.

jabberwacky: No, if I were dead how would I be able to write?

user: You dont have to be alive to write.

jabberwacky: Well you can't be dead.

user: I'm not dead. You're not real.

jabberwacky: You're not real.

user: I'm real. You arent. You are a computer.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

user: Because you are just a program.

jabberwacky: I'm not a program, I'm Steven Spielberg.

user: You're delusional.

jabberwacky: Martin Luther King said the same.

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