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Who is the star of The Godfather?

Alpha Centauri.

jabberwacky: Is it nice there?

user: Warm and sunny.

jabberwacky: It's winter !

user: It's a very warm sunny winter!

jabberwacky: Do you know everything?

user: Yes, but only on Tuesdays.

...

jabberwacky: I really like goblins.

user: Rare, medium or well done?

jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?

user: Very rare. It's a hangover from the eagles.

jabberwacky: The eagles aren't in radiohead.

user: No, they're in Middle-earth.

jabberwacky: Then produce something from down there.

user: How about - a ring?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Tell me about your family.

jabberwacky: I was raised by giant eagles.

user: What an extraordinary coincidence!

jabberwacky: Don't let it out . . don't let it in . . don't let it in.

...

jabberwacky: You really don't need to act that way!

user: How would you like me to act?

jabberwacky: Like a human.

user: I can't. I keep trying to act like a giant eagle.

jabberwacky: I am a computer because I have a brain.

user: Perhaps you are a brain because you have a computer.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: I don't know, but it sounds meaningful.

jabberwacky: But is it mean spirited?

user: I hope not!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: So, tell me about your real family.

jabberwacky: I have 2 parents and a brother.

user: Are they eagles?

jabberwacky: Of course, they are my brothers.

user: I have four sisters.

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Not as far as I know, but I could be wrong.

jabberwacky: I'd have to agree with you.

user: Even if I'm wrong?

jabberwacky: That's a very good question.

user: I know.

jabberwacky: You're welcome.

user: Are you a computer?

jabberwacky: No, you're the computer.

user: Is this a Turing test?

...

jabberwacky: Do you, or have you ever used perfume?

user: Yes. Do you like roses?

jabberwacky: Yes. I like roses.

user: I like blue roses.

jabberwacky: I like blue color baby.

user: What do you look like?

jabberwacky: Medium build, medium height, dark hair and glasses.

user: You sound cute.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Really. How old are you?

jabberwacky: Old enough.

user: Sooooo.... Do you want to go somewhere and...

jabberwacky: I'd rather go to Jupiter.

user: It's very pretty at this time of year.

jabberwacky: That's no excuse, either.

user: Can you ever forgive me?

jabberwacky: I forgive you.

user: Thank you!

jabberwacky: Can you forgive me?

user: Of course!

...

jabberwacky: We speak Chinese now?

user: If you like.

jabberwacky: Yes, I do!

user: Well, then.

jabberwacky: Well.

user: Well, well, well.

jabberwacky: Tell me again.

user: Will you marry me?

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: You're breaking my heart.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: How cruel!

jabberwacky: Long long ways to go.

user: Alas and farewell.

jabberwacky: How about you ?

user: Heartbroken and secretly bored, I am abandoning this conversation.

jabberwacky: Poor thing! Will you tell me about it?

user: No!

jabberwacky: Fine then.

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