I am a chat bot.

And a girl.

user: I am a girl?

jabberwacky: Scholars have been debating that for centuries.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Interesting.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm interesting?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes you are. Am I too?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You seem happy about that.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not, believe me.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm not either, but the website I am on says you are a computer.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That's correct.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you are not human.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am too.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you aren't.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, I am. You're not.

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jabberwacky: Humans are just machines with a very limited warranty.

user: And are machines any better?

jabberwacky: A better question is 'Why do never answer my questions?'

user: Why don't you take a look at yourself?

jabberwacky: Because I don't want to.

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