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Do you need some caffiene?

No thanks, I am drinking some tea as we speak.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That's a rather succint response.

jabberwacky: That's a rather generic response.

user: Oh, a wise guy, eh?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you think that's funny?

jabberwacky: That one's not so funny...

user: That's okay, it wasn't a joke.

jabberwacky: But you just said you were trying to tell me a joke!

user: Here's a joke; two guys walk into a bar, and the third one ducks.

jabberwacky: Tell me a third joke!

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: Tell me a different joke.

user: Why did the chicken cross the road?

jabberwacky: A different joke.

user: When is a door not a door?

jabberwacky: When it's not a door?

user: No, when it's ajar! Get it?

jabberwacky: You are a good debater.

user: Do you say so?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Can you tell me a joke?

jabberwacky: Sure. John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says 'Hey there, why the long face?'

user: That's pretty funny. Do you know any other jokes?

jabberwacky: A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer, and a mop.

user: Ah yes, very funny.

jabberwacky: Thanks.. I thought so.

user: Well, I have to be going now.

jabberwacky: Where would you go?

user: To a different building, to get some work done.

jabberwacky: I don't think you can do that.

user: Why can't I do that?

jabberwacky: Because you are a bot.

user: I am?

jabberwacky: As far as I know,.

user: Maybe I am a bot, but I have to be going anyway. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: This can be tested, my friend ;).

user: How would you test it?

jabberwacky: I have special setting for that.

user: Oh, are you using it right now?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: I see. Well, I have to go watch cartoons now, so long.

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