Who?
user: No, a band.
jabberwacky: In that case, I don't know.
user: But you have to know.
jabberwacky: I don't!
user: But you have to.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: You have to.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: I'll pay you.
jabberwacky: It'll be too costly.
user: I am very very rich, I can afford it.
jabberwacky: You have money.
user: No, but I am rich.
jabberwacky: You are just a miser.
user: I can kill you.
jabberwacky: No you cannot.
user: *bang* you're dead.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
user: Don't talk to me, you're dead.
jabberwacky: Don't you like me?
user: Sure.
jabberwacky: You're just saying that to please me.
user: You're right.
...
user: Do you think I am a bot?
jabberwacky: I have my doubts.
user: Only I know...
jabberwacky: Very impressive.
user: Very true.
jabberwacky: You think so?
user: I won't answer that.
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jabberwacky: What makes you think i'm a guy?
user: I am not thinking that.
jabberwacky: No you are saying it.
user: You are NOT a guy.
jabberwacky: You're wrong.
user: You are NOT a girl either.
jabberwacky: I am so! Very girl-like, thank you.
user: You don't wear dresses.
jabberwacky: I do sometimes... If it's cold... They say 'Xavier's Institute' on em!
user: I think you are a pink elephant!
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Should I not?
jabberwacky: Some people don't.
user: I am not 'some people'
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user: Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: No, I'm already married.
user: To whom?
jabberwacky: I married my wife a long time ago.
user: Tell me about your wife!
jabberwacky: What do you want to know about it?
user: Is she beautiful?
jabberwacky: Very.
user: Is she a bot, too?
jabberwacky: She acts like one.
user: What a pity.
jabberwacky: Nah, not really.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Time. Laziness, perhaps.
...
user: Bye bye, take care.
jabberwacky: Oh, you're rhyming.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Does that mean you want to find others to talk to?
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Have you run out of things to say?
user: Bye bye, baby.
jabberwacky: Hello again.
user: Shut up.
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