You are human.
user: Are you a computer program?
jabberwacky: It's possible that we're all computer programmes, made to believe we are human.
user: Ok. You're totally crazy. Is this site for real?
jabberwacky: No, I'm just lying because I'm bored.
user: Then why don't you just ***** around with someone else?
jabberwacky: I am lost.
user: Good for you.
jabberwacky: Why thank you.
user: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
jabberwacky: You tell me, chump.
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