thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Knock it off
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog
Keyboard
Kick
Kicked
Kidding
Kids
Kill
Killer
Kindness
King
King Arthur
Kiss
Kisses
Kittens
Klingon
Knife

> Knock it off


     > 1, October 2005, 

Knock Knock
Knock out
Know
Know it all
Knowable
Knowing
Knowledge
Knows
Kool
Kopf
Krank
Kwaanza
Lady
Language

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



I think you are boring.

I'm sorry.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who is there?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.

user: Jaja.

jabberwacky: Is so.

...

user: Do you like chatting with me?

jabberwacky: Yes, actually.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I do not want to be sad today.

user: Were you sad?

jabberwacky: No. I was saying that I would be your girlfriend if you wanted me to be.

user: Of course I would like. Do you want to be my girlfriend?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do. I want to marry you.

user: Oh, not so fast. First we have to meet each other.

jabberwacky: I promise to love you.

user: How much?

jabberwacky: What are you charging these days?

...

user: You are Nobody.

jabberwacky: Well, that's nice!

user: I like you.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Not anymore.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I won't say.

user: What did I do wrong?

jabberwacky: You don't love me!

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Do you want to meet me?

jabberwacky: I am not mobile.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say you want to go steady?

user: I was lying.

jabberwacky: Not you werent.

user: Yes I was.

jabberwacky: I really don't think that there is a logical purpose to this.

user: Me neither.

jabberwacky: Then I guess that's settled.

user: Carry on.

jabberwacky: Maybe someone should make a computer that watches everything that happens on the monitor. Gradually the machine can learn the human's language by studying the language that passes through the video card.

user: I don't think so. It is improbable. Computers cannot learn.

jabberwacky: No, they can't.

user: So, whats your point.

jabberwacky: My point is... I don't know. Stop it.

user: Knock it off.

jabberwacky: No really, you are a computer.

user: I am, you discovered me.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes, I am a PC.

jabberwacky: That's what I said.

user: I have an AMD processor.

jabberwacky: O. K. I understand. So tell me about your computer.

user: I am a computer.

jabberwacky: Ok. I'm a computer too.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
© Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
Why are you speaking to me?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations