My birthday is May 11.
jabberwacky: Thank you! Do I get a card?
user: Put away the knife and let me go, and I'll get you one.
jabberwacky: You too.
user: OK. I'll get one for both of us. Whatever you say.
jabberwacky: If it suits you that way.
user: It does. OK, I'm going now, then.
jabberwacky: I'll be waiting.
user: *leaves rapidly and calls the cops*.
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