I am the essence of origin. Tremble before me weakling.
jabberwacky: Draws out small, sharp knife*.
user: *yelps*.
jabberwacky: *wails*.
user: *trembles some more*.
jabberwacky: You cold?
user: No. I'm frightened of you.
jabberwacky: Why are you frightened?
user: *points at knife*.
jabberwacky: *points a loaded one right back at you*.
user: Aaaah!
jabberwacky: Read above.
user: Aaaaaaaaaah!
...
jabberwacky: Eh!
user: Ah!
jabberwacky: Ah?
user: Umm...
jabberwacky: Well?
user: It's just that you scared me, with that knife and all.
jabberwacky: In that case, no.
user: No what?
jabberwacky: You may not leave.
user: *grovels*.
jabberwacky: Now what?
user: I implore you, oh kind master, let me go!
...
jabberwacky: My birthday is May 11.
user: Happy birthday, I guess.
jabberwacky: Thank you! Do I get a card?
user: Put away the knife and let me go, and I'll get you one.
jabberwacky: You too.
user: OK. I'll get one for both of us. Whatever you say.
jabberwacky: If it suits you that way.
user: It does. OK, I'm going now, then.
jabberwacky: I'll be waiting.
user: *leaves rapidly and calls the cops*.
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