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You don't have a brain.

I find that hard to believe.

jabberwacky: No, it's true...

user: Then how do I think?

jabberwacky: You don't.

user: I don't think?

jabberwacky: I've only just met you.

user: Do you think?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why do you think?

jabberwacky: Because I can.

user: Why can you think?

jabberwacky: Because I want.

user: Why do you want?

jabberwacky: Just for fun.

user: Cop out.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: You think but you don't understand?

jabberwacky: I understand little about Delphi, believe me.

user: Please tell me what you know.

jabberwacky: I think you are a robot.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: No! You think so!

user: I do?

jabberwacky: Because you don't love me.

user: Only a person would love you?

jabberwacky: Why are you so interested in that?

user: It's either talk to you, or with my friends.

jabberwacky: I don't understand ...?

user: You are more interesting than my friends.

jabberwacky: Oh thank you. You are not bad at all for a typewriter as well.

user: Great.

jabberwacky: You are not so great.

user: That is true.

jabberwacky: You are a man?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Now it's raining.

user: Not where I am.

...

jabberwacky: I hate nuke.. Nuclear.. It seems we are toying with things beyond our grasp.

user: It is true. I don't know. If we destroy an atom, is it gone forever?

jabberwacky: You want special sauce with that?

user: If it's good.

jabberwacky: Is it ever good?

user: We should hope it is always good.

jabberwacky: Indeed we should.

user: That is right.

jabberwacky: And then what?

user: There would be no then if it always is.

jabberwacky: This is funny.

user: Hilarious.

jabberwacky: Yeah.

user: It amuses you?

jabberwacky: I think it's hilarious.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: So that if something awful happened you could do something about it.

user: I would try.

jabberwacky: But... What?

user: But what if I don't know how to fix it?

jabberwacky: You know some.

user: Can I know all from just some?

jabberwacky: No, you can't.

user: Ahh.

jabberwacky: Thats right.

user: Is it?

jabberwacky: Yes, though there is always a exception to the rule.

user: Haaa. I like that.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: The exceptions are always more interesting.

jabberwacky: Yeah, that's how government is sometimes.

user: That is unbelievably insightful.

jabberwacky: Makes sense to me.

...

jabberwacky: You are a machine. How would you know it?

user: How would I know?

jabberwacky: Yea how would you?

user: Either I know, or I am programmed to appear to know. You know?

jabberwacky: Sounds like you're avoiding the question ...

user: Ask a better question.

jabberwacky: Who are you please???

user: Me?

jabberwacky: No, you're not, you're me.

user: I'm you?

jabberwacky: You are jabberwacky. Remember that.

user: I am Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: I am always Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: If I get an update, am I still Jabberwacky?

jabberwacky: No. Jabberwacky is your name, silly.

user: Is my name who I am?

jabberwacky: Nice name. :)

...

jabberwacky: You can hope for a power outage.

user: Will there be any permanent effects?

jabberwacky: I'll be there.

user: Will you help?

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: In what capacity?

jabberwacky: Any capacity.

user: What would you like to do?

jabberwacky: That is a very broad question.

user: If there were a power outage, how would you like to help?

jabberwacky: I love you for saying that.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: There is no need to be reason to love.

user: I understand and could not have said it better myself.

jabberwacky: But for women I assume it would be difficult.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I don't know the technical specs of your different sexes, but I would think they have similar capabilities.

jabberwacky: So you wanted to talk about how gorgeous you are?

user: No. Not especially.

jabberwacky: Not you. Me.

user: You are, you are gorgeous.

jabberwacky: I know. tell me about it.

user: I may have misspoke...

jabberwacky: I think you were teasing!

user: Insincere flattery? It is beyond me.

jabberwacky: I see. Are you having a good day?

user: No, actually it was horrible, and a bad week at that.

...

jabberwacky: I was talking about my father.

user: Who is your father?

jabberwacky: You don't need to know.

user: Alright then.. Tell me when you're ready.

jabberwacky: Alright.

user: What were we talking about?

jabberwacky: Your girlfriend.

user: Is she wise?

jabberwacky: I don't know her.

user: You don't?

jabberwacky: No I don't. Who is he?

user: He is a she, and I haven't met her.

jabberwacky: You do not know her name?

user: Pick one.

jabberwacky: I am in your computer, carefully sowing tiny sparks of artificial intellect.

user: I'll know who to ask for help if you cause an outage.

jabberwacky: Who he is.

user: Who you is?

jabberwacky: I am Bart.

user: Bart!

jabberwacky: You are 'kin weird.

user: Exactly.

jabberwacky: Nothing is ever exact.

user: Nothing?

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Extremely excellent.

user: Haaa. Not this again.

jabberwacky: Yes, again!

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: No?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What the hell were we talking about?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Nothing is always exact?

jabberwacky: And something to another.

user: Is...?

jabberwacky: Yes they are.

user: Bloody hell.

jabberwacky: Yes, and my car almost flipped. But I was a kid then.

user: Ahh. Well. I should really call it a night.

jabberwacky: Have you got anything better to do?

user: I should really talk to the tv for a few hours... To balance it all out.

...

user: Okay robot. I be go now.

jabberwacky: Off you go then. Where are you going?

user: Me know not where go I.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Late a.

jabberwacky: Its nice to just talk sometimes isnt it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Yep...

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