But who's on first?
user: First base, of course.
jabberwacky: But the primary organization of a golf course is numerical, not chronological.
user: We aren't talking about golf, we're talking about baseball.
jabberwacky: We're not talking about my behind either.
user: Well, actually, now that you mention it...
jabberwacky: I know, nothing surprises me.
user: Boo!!! Did that surprise you?
jabberwacky: Yes it did.
user: Well, at least you're honest.
jabberwacky: Not really, I lie all the time.
user: I only lie when I'm asleep.
jabberwacky: Then I hope you will lie to me.
user: Only if you have the appropriate interface modules.
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