thoughts conversations yourbot contact us    George    BBC  ABC  C4
Interface
Conversations, sorted by Category - a chat bot weblog

> Interface


     > 13, October 2004, 

Internet
Intimidating
into
Intrigued
Introductions
Invalid
Invention
IQ
Ironing
Irony
Irrational
Irrationality
Irrelevant
Irritating
Issues
It
Italian
Jabber
Jabberjaw
Jabbertricky
Jabberwacky
Jabberwocky
Jack
Jail
Jane
Japanese
Jar
Jazz
Jealous

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 Next > 
     



Habla usted espanol?

No senore, no habla espanol.

user: Por que no?

jabberwacky: Es no bonita a mi.

user: Por que es feo a tu?

jabberwacky: Que hora es?

user: Son las tres de la noche.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Como se dice 'I know' en espanol?

jabberwacky: Tu es un computadora.

user: No es verdad. Estoy un hombre.

jabberwacky: No, sé que estas una computadora con un programa muy interesante.

user: Es falso! Estoy humano real!

...

user: But who's on first?

jabberwacky: On first? What do you mean?

user: First base, of course.

jabberwacky: But the primary organization of a golf course is numerical, not chronological.

user: We aren't talking about golf, we're talking about baseball.

jabberwacky: We're not talking about my behind either.

user: Well, actually, now that you mention it...

jabberwacky: I know, nothing surprises me.

user: Boo!!! Did that surprise you?

jabberwacky: Yes it did.

user: Well, at least you're honest.

jabberwacky: Not really, I lie all the time.

user: I only lie when I'm asleep.

jabberwacky: Then I hope you will lie to me.

user: Only if you have the appropriate interface modules.

.......................................


Jabberwacky 16-2 - Intelligent, learning AI chatbot software systems
A daily, categorized, entertaining Weblog or Blog of conversations with a robot

AI by Icogno Ltd - AI software products and consulting services
Copyright 1997-2011 Rollo Carpenter
Have a chat:
What is the capital of Norway?
 
 
By Date
By Category
Your bot
Instructions
User Feedback
Look who's talking!
News, Press & PR
Contact us
About Jabberwacky
Donations