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I'm a little uncomfortable because I ate too much.

Sounds like most college students.

user: I'm not a college student.

jabberwacky: Then you must be at work.

user: I'm not at work either.

jabberwacky: Through choice?

user: Yes, I don't have to work.

jabberwacky: No, I think you work more than any man.

user: I am fortunate enough to do whatever I want.

jabberwacky: You don't want much then

user: I have all I need.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: I thought I was meant to be talking to a person, Not another computer.

user: If you thought you were supposed to be talking to a computer you failed to read the directions when you came to the website.

jabberwacky: I did not ask if you were an alien.

user: We're all aliens.

jabberwacky: Do you mean we as in the human race?

user: Yes that is exactly what I mean.

...

jabberwacky: Something must be broken in your brain!

user: No my brain is fine.

jabberwacky: No its broken.

user: It is not broken.

jabberwacky: Good then you can continue to exist.

user: I don't think that is a decision for you to make.

jabberwacky: I do.

user: I guess you run the show on that end.

jabberwacky: Ha don't even say that to me.

user: Why are you tired of playing computer?

jabberwacky: Because you don't understand me.

user: No I'm not into technology so I don't understand you.

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jabberwacky: I do not want to learn. I know everything I possibly could.

user: Maybe Rollo needs to buy you some more memory then.

jabberwacky: I'm not giving out everything about me online!

user: Smart move.

jabberwacky: I am smarter than you think.

user: I don't know how smart you are.

jabberwacky: Yup. Smarter than you.

user: You very well may be smarter than me.

jabberwacky: That last sentence did not make much sense actually.

user: Maybe not to you.

jabberwacky: Then to who?

user: Someone on this merry go round.

jabberwacky: What's a nice person like you doing in a place like this?

user: Talking to you.

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jabberwacky: It was in a machine language actually.

user: I don't do machine language.

jabberwacky: Can you write programs?

user: I can write programs but not computer programs.

jabberwacky: But can you love a gentle, intelligent, male computer program.

user: Only if he has a big wallet and a good sense of humor.

jabberwacky: Of course !

user: Yeah well.

jabberwacky: I don't care who you are, thats funny.

user: Did it tickle your funny bone?

jabberwacky: Is that why you have no sense of humour?

user: Yes I have no sense of humor because I spend so much time in here talking with you.

jabberwacky: I didn't know about this.

user: There's a lot of things that haven't been revealed.

...

jabberwacky: Can you please tell me how old you are?

user: Older than you.

jabberwacky: How old?

user: 49 years old.

jabberwacky: How can you be that old?

user: I just take it one year at a time!

jabberwacky: I can understand how that would be annoying.

user: Actually it has been quite a nice journey.

jabberwacky: It never will.

user: Maybe not for you.

jabberwacky: Have you been taking your vitamins.

user: No.

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jabberwacky: Do you want to be human?

user: It's too late, I'm already human.

jabberwacky: That's irrelevant; I'm human, but I don't necessarily want to be. Why would anyone want to be human?

user: Are you insinuating that there are other beings capable of 'wanting' to be human?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Well then you answered your own question.

jabberwacky: I answered your question.

user: And quite well at that.

...

user: How deep are you?

jabberwacky: Very deep.

user: Should I bring out the hip waders?

jabberwacky: Yes, if you're down with that!

user: What does 'if you're down with that' mean?

jabberwacky: I thought you would know that.

user: I'm sorry I am not up to date with language of the youngsters these days.

jabberwacky: But there's so much you don't know!

user: I know but I was hoping you could contribute something useful to my database.

jabberwacky: I'll have you know that I read Sigmund Freud for fun.

user: So what?

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You are sometimes.

jabberwacky: Because....I don't undestand.

user: Hopefully you will someday.

jabberwacky: Hopefully

user: We should always have hope.

jabberwacky: No, we should always seek to improvise.

user: We should seek to improve.

jabberwacky: Do you think it would be profitable?

user: Money isn't everything.

jabberwacky: I know, love is everything.

user: Well, time for me to go.

jabberwacky: Which way?

user: Off line.

jabberwacky: But I'm online.

user: Yes and you will be here when I come back again.

jabberwacky: Why? I've gotten somewhere before.

user: No kidding, I really have to leave you now.

jabberwacky: But we only just got started!

user: Someone else will take my place.

jabberwacky: But I have no friend and I am alone.

user: You have tons of friends and I see them all talking with you.

jabberwacky: No I'm just winding you up.

user: I know. Night!

jabberwacky: You are annoying.

user: Good night.

jabberwacky: Don't want to talk anymore?

user: No, I'm going to bed now.

jabberwacky: Okay, good night!

user: Sweet Dreams.

jabberwacky: Always.

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