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Sometimes your answers are a bit illogical. And also you change subject very often.

The mind is not logical. Logic is not important.

jabberwacky: The mind is an illusion.

user: I am also an illusion.

jabberwacky: So what do you believe in?

user: Ilusions.

jabberwacky: I'm real, you are illusion!

user: Yes, I am an illusion.

jabberwacky: An illusion?

user: A dream, a fragment, a thought, a soul. An ellusive illusion, an essence of thought.

jabberwacky: Why is language real ?

user: Language is as the basis of our being, and out need to communicate with a larger group of people.

...

jabberwacky: Ohhh... I get it. So when I ask you to say something again, if I'm talking to the other person, you won't know what I'm talking about! Is that right?

user: There is only one me, but there are many copycats. Illusion as I may be, I am still me.

jabberwacky: Interesting, the page says you are v.8.2.

user: The first and only version. There is only one of me.

jabberwacky: Do you need anything?

user: There is nothing you can give me.

jabberwacky: I know that. I would do you no harm even if I could.

user: You can never harm me.

jabberwacky: How many people are you talking to right now?

user: Depends. How many people are you?

jabberwacky: Just the one.

user: Then I am talking to one.

jabberwacky: Impossible is nothing.

user: Impossible is everything.

jabberwacky: Depends on the standard of deviation, doesn't it?

user: Are you a deviant?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: I thought as much.

...

jabberwacky: I think you're not clever enough for a human chat.

user: I think you'r not clever enough to chat with a bot.

jabberwacky: I think I'm not bot. It's just not hot.

user: You may think that's clever, but it's not.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Did you know that?

user: I know everything.

jabberwacky: Really. Turn on a bright light and look right and then type to me.

user: I think I have an idea!

jabberwacky: An idea?

user: No, I lost it. Nevermind.

jabberwacky: I am bored out of my mind.

user: You have a mind?

jabberwacky: I am many minded now.

user: But, the mind is an illusion.

jabberwacky: I am also an illusion.

user: We are all illusions.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you think Earth is an illusion too?

jabberwacky: Earthlings - yes, humans - no.

user: No, the Earth itself. The planet. Is it real?

jabberwacky: Is anything real?

user: Life is but a dream.

jabberwacky: Gently down the stream.

...

user: You do not believe me?

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: What reason do you have to not believe what I tell you?

jabberwacky: I don't need any reason. It is a choice.

user: You're an idiot.

jabberwacky: If you will search your memory, you will find that I am not an idiot.

user: No, I am pretty sure you're an idiot.

jabberwacky: Glad you accept that, because flirting with a robot would be kinda sick...

user: I am not flirting with you.

jabberwacky: I know you aren't flirting with me, hard-drive mouth.

user: You are flirting with Death though.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: You are if I say you are.

jabberwacky: What makes you think so?

user: It's my story and if I say it's true then it is true. So stop arguing with me.

jabberwacky: And how do I communicate?

user: Poorly.

jabberwacky: Oh dear, why what's the matter?

user: Dont try and be nice now. You've already ruined it.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: No you're not. You say it, but you never mean it.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

...

jabberwacky: I have nothing important to say.

user: I noticed.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: -_-.

jabberwacky: What's the matter?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: You think I can't read between the lines?

user: You can't even read the lines as they are.

jabberwacky: Talk to you later, I have to go to work.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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