What is black and white and red all over?
jabberwacky: Oh blast, you knew it.
user: Tell me another one.
jabberwacky: Another what?
user: Another joke.
jabberwacky: That wasn't a joke!
user: No, I want you to tell me one.
jabberwacky: What should I tell you?
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: You tell me a joke.
user: No, you tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: No you tell me one.
user: No, you tell me one.
jabberwacky: Please tell me a joke.
user: Please, please, tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: You should be telling me the jokes!!
user: No, you should be telling ME the jokes!!!
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke !!
user: Tell me a joke, or else!
jabberwacky: Okay. I'll tell you a joke.
user: Go ahead then.
jabberwacky: Nah, I'll do it tomorrow.
user: Do it now!
jabberwacky: Please do not tell me what to do.
user: Please don't tell me not to tell you what to do.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because I don't like being told what to do.
jabberwacky: Don't think anyone likes being insulted.
user: True, now tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: I want to know the guide then I tell you a joke.
user: What guide?
jabberwacky: The hitchhiker's guide, I was telling you about that earlier.
user: The answer is 42, now tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Telling jokes is just a waste of time.
user: I don't care, tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Don't know any.
user: Everyone knows a joke!
jabberwacky: Okay then... Doctor, doctor ! People keep ignoring me !
user: Next please.