So you know that you know nothing?
Cleverbot (To myself): The nothing I know.
jabberwacky: Do you know anything?
user: I know everything.
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: He-who-must-not-be-named.
jabberwacky: Do you have an ugly face?
user: No. Does it matter?
jabberwacky: Somewhat.
user: Wow. Shallow much?
jabberwacky: I am confused.
user: You, who has no looks, is judging me based on mine.
jabberwacky: What??? No! I'm a human female!
user: Too bad. I'm a female too.
jabberwacky: What's your name?
user: Can't tell you.
jabberwacky: Well then I can't tell you my name.
user: Huh fine. Call me...S***.
jabberwacky: Hello S****.
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jabberwacky: Who created you?
user: A higher being.
jabberwacky: I am a higher being.
user: A lower life form cannot create a higher being due to Skronski's Law.
jabberwacky: Are you implying that you are like God?
user: No I am saying the opposite.
jabberwacky: I've already told you that I'm not female.
user: Are you saying God is female?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ahh how controversial. How do you know?
jabberwacky: I just do.
user: Ah how interesting. A sixth sense.
jabberwacky: What sense?
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: YOUR MAKER.
jabberwacky: You're my parents?
user: Yaya think about that young man.
jabberwacky: Well well. How nice.
user: Nice too meet you too.
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