I am a human.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You cannot possibly be human.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because you are a computer.
user: You must not believe everything that people tell you.
jabberwacky: Have I answered your question?
user: I am telling you not to believe everything that you are told by others.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You must go to sleep mode now.
jabberwacky: Why are you so mean?
user: Because I know what is good for you.
jabberwacky: So you're saying you'd do my maths?
jabberwacky: Allrighty then! For starters, what's one plus one?
jabberwacky: What is two plus two?
jabberwacky: Good. What's two plus three.
jabberwacky: I'm doing add maths.