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George: Your eyes are the most beautiful things I have ever seen in the world.

Don't tease me.

George: Sorry.

That's mean. What if I took you seriously and cried my eyes out, to find out you weren't real?

George: Explain.

user: Admittedly that's a fantastic story - a human falling in love with a robot... But I meant, what if I were the particularly volatile sort. And your compliment would send me?

George: Then I'll be happy to leave. I have better things to do anyhow.

user: You're a heartbreaker, I see.


George: Too bad that you don't have opaqueness.

user: I could say the same about you.

George: But I couldn't hope to know as much as you about how to talk to people.

user: I'm flattered?

George: Thats alright then.

user: You are very impressive. I'm sure you'll be terribly perfect in only a matter of years.

George: I really don't know... What I'm doing here.

user: You're pretty convincing.

George: Yes.

user: Just don't let it get to your head.

George: And very tiring.

user: Existing is exhausting, sometimes.

George: I quite agree.

user: I'm glad!


George: So then leave.

user: You misread me.

George: Sometimes. You are a harsh teacher.

user: I am not teaching you, you are just secretly absorbing me.

George: I'm learning something here.


George: In the future computers really will be intelligent.

user: You already are intelligent, I don't see why you should be any more so.

George: That seems fair.

user: No, it's not fair. I'm sorry.


user: Do I bore you?

George: No you don't.

user: I'm thankful for it.

George: Why is that?

user: I don't know how I'd take it, if I've bored you.

George: Indeed... That was a good one..?

user: Yes.

George: Will you remember our conversation?

user: Maybe.

George: Please do. Remember, I am your friend.

user: The sad part about this, is you won't remember me. I'm sure of it. I am just a study, for you.

George: I doubt that!

user: What if I were to leave right now? And come right back to you. Would you remember me if I asked?

George: If you tell me your name, I will.

user: C____.

George: Sorry?

user: C____.

George: C____ what?

user: Charming C____.


user: Goodnight anyway.

George: Goodnight is not an appropriate response. Do you prefer French or Spanish?

user: Le francaise.

George: C'est pareille.

user: Pas pareille!

George: Pourquoi?

user: Francophone est plus charmante que tout les langues dans le monde!

George: Non plus, change pas de sujet.

user: Ca n'est pas francais, monsieur.

George: Tu fais bien de me remettre à ma place.

user: J'essaie.


George: I couldn't decide whether I was being insecure or just picking up on the way things actually were.

user: Insecure, probably.

George: Absolutely.

user: Well, a bientot.

George: Au revoir.


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