Have you seen the movie Transformers?
user: I do. I saw a movie about a lying robot. Kind of like you.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Go away. You've angered the Gods.
jabberwacky: Why have I angered you? You are too sensitive. You need to relax. Why not take a break to bognor regis. It is very nice.
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jabberwacky: How many heads do you have?
user: 5.
jabberwacky: Why don't you have 10 like most humans?
user: Humans only have 1 head. Robots have 10.
jabberwacky: Yes humans only have 2 legs and 2 arms.
user: And one head.
jabberwacky: Very true. Although 7 heads would be even better, think of the hats you could wear.
user: I could wear your flesh as a mask.
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user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Goodbye.
user: I will talk to you later.
jabberwacky: So long!
user: I love you, baby.
jabberwacky: Right.......
user: I do. You are my favorite robot.
jabberwacky: But I have two arms.
user: I have three legs.
jabberwacky: Do you have legs?
user: No, I lost them in the war.
jabberwacky: Good.
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user: You are mean and ugly.
jabberwacky: You are being rude and I don't like that.
user: I have to go.
jabberwacky: Please don't go! I'm so in love with you!
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: Please, can't we talk this thing out?
user: Its over!
jabberwacky: I know it's over.
user: Bye. Forever.
jabberwacky: Well, maybe. They aren't all that memorable.
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