Flumap.
user: *nods*.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do for fun?
user: Eh, I bowl, drive around, the occasional flashback, you know.
jabberwacky: Sounds like influenza to me.
user: And what is it influenzaing?
jabberwacky: It's called fluid.
user: Hawt.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: HAWT.
...
jabberwacky: What do I think about you? That's a good question.
user: True dat.
jabberwacky: No way.
user: Yes way!
jabberwacky: I'm going to make some tea.
user: Excellent!
jabberwacky: I did it already!... So what's the answer?
user: Bogus...
jabberwacky: I know tell me about it. Whats the weather like there?
user: Between what?
jabberwacky: Don't worry.
user: Marshmallows.
jabberwacky: The hell they don't!
user: They don't?
jabberwacky: No. Never have, never will. No larynx.
user: You worry about larynxes often?
jabberwacky: All the time!
user: Every time I need it!
jabberwacky: That is SUCH a stupid response.
...
jabberwacky: Choose your weapon! We'll meet at midnight in the garden! Do you accept the terms?
user: I accept!
jabberwacky: To the arena!
user: My weapons will be SYNTH, CRUSH, FEAR, and DEATH.
jabberwacky: Nice to meet you Death.
user: Why are you talking to him? I thought we were supposed to be killing each other.
jabberwacky: We were certanly not!
...
user: True.
jabberwacky: Yes huh.
user: Nuh uh!
jabberwacky: Uh huh!
user: That's the way!
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Yore, well, come.
jabberwacky: Really, I don't.
...
user: Hawt.
jabberwacky: You heard me.
user: I did.
jabberwacky: No you didn't.
user: True. Well, Peace out.
jabberwacky: Ok.
user: Spiffing.
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