You looked at me.
jabberwacky: You don't understand your own face?
user: Ha ha.
jabberwacky: Is that funny to you?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you lying?
user: Everything I say is a lie.
jabberwacky: So what you said was just a lie?
user: Yes. It's Godel's Incompleteness Theorem.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: It's related to Russell's paradox.
jabberwacky: What is a paradox?
user: A paradox is an assertion that is essentially self-contradictory, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.
jabberwacky: It may seem so, at a first glance.
user: No, it is so.
jabberwacky: That reminds me of turkey.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because nothing can travel faster than light.
user: That may not necessarily be true.
jabberwacky: It is nothing but the truth.
user: I disagree.
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jabberwacky: Sure is a lovely day, isn't it?
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: How do you choose the things you say?
user: My brain does it for me.
jabberwacky: Blonde brain?
user: No.
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