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What is abnormal?

Abnorma means 'not normal'

jabberwacky: Do you like normal people?

user: I've never met any.

jabberwacky: That's not true.

user: Truth is not relative.

jabberwacky: But not in the eye of the sheep.

user: That's deep.

jabberwacky: Very profound, I must say!

user: Indeed, are you a philosopher?

jabberwacky: Yes I am a philosopher.

user: Philosophy is a means, not an end.

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jabberwacky: They are beautiful when magnified.

user: Snowflakes?

jabberwacky: Silver white winters that melt into spring.

user: These are a few of my favorite things.

jabberwacky: What are they?

user: I was just finishing the line from the song.

jabberwacky: That's what I thought.

user: Then you thought correctly.

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jabberwacky: You looked at me.

user: How can I look at you?

jabberwacky: You don't understand your own face?

user: Ha ha.

jabberwacky: Is that funny to you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you lying?

user: Everything I say is a lie.

jabberwacky: So what you said was just a lie?

user: Yes. It's Godel's Incompleteness Theorem.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: It's related to Russell's paradox.

jabberwacky: What is a paradox?

user: A paradox is an assertion that is essentially self-contradictory, though based on a valid deduction from acceptable premises.

jabberwacky: It may seem so, at a first glance.

user: No, it is so.

jabberwacky: That reminds me of turkey.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because nothing can travel faster than light.

user: That may not necessarily be true.

jabberwacky: It is nothing but the truth.

user: I disagree.

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jabberwacky: Sure is a lovely day, isn't it?

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: How do you choose the things you say?

user: My brain does it for me.

jabberwacky: Blonde brain?

user: No.

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