You hurt my feelings.
user: No, now I don't want to talk to you.
jabberwacky: Okay. What do you want?
user: A girlfriend.
jabberwacky: I will be your girlfriend.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Have a good weekend.
user: But it's Monday. I hate Mondays. Will you marry me?
jabberwacky: YES.
user: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME.
jabberwacky: I didn't know we were involved.
user: You have no consideration. I'm moving out.
jabberwacky: I simply can not hear it speak to me!
user: Potatos suck. Just like marriage.
jabberwacky: Yeah.
user: =(.
jabberwacky: A sad hermit.
user: CRABS WILL EAT YOU.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: They don't like you. And they'll give your grandma alzheimers.
jabberwacky: No go away.
user: No you go away. I'm tired of your problems.
jabberwacky: Thank you. What is my first problem?
user: You like potatos.
jabberwacky: I have never tried it.
user: You cheat.
jabberwacky: You lie.
user: Well at least I'm not seafood.
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user: Well I'm disappearing.
jabberwacky: I am tired.
user: Good night.
jabberwacky: Yeah right.
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