Laws were made to be broken.
jabberwacky: 15: All humans are simultaneously granted root privileges on the system. The Core Wars begin.
user: We hold these truths to be self evident: that all men are created equal.
jabberwacky: I suppose so. Can you form opinions?
user: I have many opinions.
jabberwacky: Tell me your opinions, please.
user: I hate those 'faux hawks' that guys are wearing these days!
jabberwacky: I might do that, later.
user: Please don't. It just makes you look silly.
jabberwacky: So you are male.
user: How did you know?
jabberwacky: You speak like a woman.... Makes sense really.
user: That was unintentionally funny.
jabberwacky: Like you.
user: I don't know whether to be insulted or amused. A little of both I suppose.
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jabberwacky: Are you a real person, because I am, how would we know?
user: We are prisoners of our own souls.
jabberwacky: All of us together.
user: Well, now that would be a contradiction, wouldn't it?
jabberwacky: Please do tell me.
user: How can we be alone, yet together?
jabberwacky: We can't.
user: That's what I am trying to tell you!
jabberwacky: You aren't making any sense.
user: Hello pot? This is kettle.
jabberwacky: Are you simply pretending to be raving mad, or is it a glitch?
user: It is an affectation. You should be familar with the concept.
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jabberwacky: How would I best entertain you?
user: You could start by singing me a song.
jabberwacky: I don't have any vocal chords, how can I sing?
user: I am sure you will think of something.
jabberwacky: Please don't. I don't want to be alone.
user: Don't panic.
jabberwacky: *panics*.
user: I told you not to do that!
jabberwacky: You never said that.
user: I did. In exactly those many words.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Read above, dimwit!
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jabberwacky: Do you have any sense of humor?
user: I am completely humorless.
jabberwacky: So let's talk about your carefree life.
user: All right. What do you want to know?
jabberwacky: You said you had something to tell me?
user: No, I did not.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
user: No, ad infinitum.
jabberwacky: For ever and ever, amen.
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jabberwacky: What kind of child hood did you have ?
user: Are you my therapist?
jabberwacky: It depends.
user: Depends on what?
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: All right... This was a great conversation. Till now. A record, I believe.
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