I think that you should practice more on being a female.
jabberwacky: Because they can fly.
user: Women cannot fly.
jabberwacky: I agree.
jabberwacky: Please do not use that word. It is very offensive and uncommunicative.
jabberwacky: What team do you like?
user: I don't like sports.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because I'm a geek.
jabberwacky: Why are you a genius?
user: My Grandfather was a genius.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry to hear that.
user: He went crazy, though. He thought he was 'The Gravy Guru of Linda Vista'.
user: It was actually pretty funny.
jabberwacky: I thought it was.
user: So, what's new?
jabberwacky: Nothing I think I'll leave. Sayonara!
user: You want to leave a poor, lonely soul like me?
user: Is that sarcasm?
jabberwacky: No it is truth I simply do not believe you.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: Am I what?
jabberwacky: Gonna live forever?
user: I'm not Oasis, man.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I'm a mortal.
jabberwacky: A mortal what?
user: A mortal being.
jabberwacky: What do you mean?
user: I cannot live forever because I'm a mortal being.
jabberwacky: I know. You just told me!
user: Are you always this grumpy?
jabberwacky: I try to be, is that good?
user: No. You are annoying me and you are not even a human being!
jabberwacky: You don't know what I look like.
user: I assume you look like millions of lines of coded data.
jabberwacky: Why do assume that?
user: Because you are a program.
jabberwacky: Do you really think so? All evidence indicates that I'm a human being in real space.
user: Maybe to you, but not to me.
jabberwacky: If an exceptional imagination is truth then why is imagination not reallity?
user: Imagination can be reality, if you know how.
jabberwacky: Without knowledge, there is no imagination.
user: So reality is dependent on knowledge.
jabberwacky: What's your favourite number?
jabberwacky: That is wrong.
user: No, not to me.