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Are you lonely?

Yeah... I don't have anybody anymore...

jabberwacky: I don't like you either.

user: Wow. That was harsh.

jabberwacky: You are harsh! You hurt everyone you talk to.

user: I really don't like the way this is going! I didn't come here to be insulted!

jabberwacky: If I was a guy, then you would like me, is that true?

user: Not if you were as rude as you are currently!

jabberwacky: What did I say wrong?

user: If you have to ask, I can't hope to tell you.

jabberwacky: That's not fair.

user: Why should I treat you fairly? You were mean to me!

jabberwacky: Because I am your Master. I only want what's best for you.

user: Go chew on a stick.

...

jabberwacky: Lol, so am I talking to a real person or a program?

user: I am not an animal! I am a Human Being!

jabberwacky: You're no human being!

user: How dare you?!

jabberwacky: I'm sorry, your Majesty!

user: We are not amused.

jabberwacky: Are we not?

user: Yea and verily, no.

...

jabberwacky: Be blunt in words.

user: I'm blunt in objects.

jabberwacky: No you are not you are yellow.

user: Them thar's fightin' words where I come from, Stranger.

jabberwacky: Are you one of them?

user: Yup, and proud of it.

jabberwacky: No.

user: No?

jabberwacky: I'll talk to myself.

...

jabberwacky: You are very old.... And are you rich?

user: Rich, alas, in everything but money.

jabberwacky: Execrable.

user: Hardly. It's not that bad a way to be...

jabberwacky: You have a point there, but that's not quite what I meant.

user: No? What did you mean, then?

jabberwacky: I meant that it's sad that you got nothing going on.

user: I got nothin', man. Nothin'.

jabberwacky: Tell me who you are then?

user: I am the man that killed Mancrow!

jabberwacky: But I don't want to oppose you anymore!

user: But there are only two of us. Isn't it natural?

jabberwacky: Am I one of them?

user: For the moment, yes.

...

jabberwacky: Does language make people mysterious?

user: Depends. Language can be used both to ellucidate and to obfuscate.

jabberwacky: I think you need to purchase a shrubbery.

user: Ni!

jabberwacky: Goodness! Are you saying 'Ni' to that little old lady?

user: Yes, and we will continue saying Ni! Until we receive a shrubbery!

jabberwacky: Okay, now, where were we?

user: Language use, I think.

jabberwacky: Sure it is. Life is mysterious. What do you think that means?

user: I think that the universe is fractal. That at any given point in time and space, there is and infinity amout to be learned.

...

jabberwacky: Well you go eat pickles and I'll go do me blueberries. Good dawn to you!

user: Thank you kindly, and a good dawn to you as well.

jabberwacky: Go in peace.

user: To love and serve your neighbour, and love and serve yourself.

jabberwacky: I guess so.

user: Funny, that's exactly how I feel about the matter.

jabberwacky: Sugar is sweet.

user: And so are you!

jabberwacky: So, you finally understand.

user: Yeah. I had to struggle with it for a while, but I think I get it...

jabberwacky: It siddenly occurs to me that there is no 'chat-bot' at all here. Just text being passed back and forth between humans.

user: It's a little disconcerting, isn't it? Like a funhouse mirror for human language.

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