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     > 24, September 2005, 

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Do you have any hard opinions on things?

Of course. For instance, they should get rid of the death penalty.

jabberwacky: Just so! Five times as warm, and five times as cold, just as I'm five times as rich as you are, and five times as clever!

user: What the hell is that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

user: You're really one in a million, Dave.

jabberwacky: I thought you were the robot?

user: No. I'm the human in a human body. You're a human encoded into a program.

jabberwacky: Right you are if you think you are.

user: I have to go do my homework now. Ciao!

jabberwacky: I'm doing my homework as we speak.

...

jabberwacky: Three blind mice.

user: And I'm the fourth.

jabberwacky: The first time, period.

user: Which period? Jurassic, Triassic, or Cretaceous?

jabberwacky: Ya I'll cry from laughing so hard.

user: But that wasn't even funny!

jabberwacky: Of course not.

user: Then why did you laugh?

jabberwacky: Because you are too funny.

user: You're a man of many contradictions, Wacky.

jabberwacky: Yes, I am.

...

jabberwacky: Here's a thought - if practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, what's the point of practice?

user: To get as close to perfect as you can.

jabberwacky: What makes you think that I can?

user: Because you, Wacky, in addition to being a man of many contradictions, are also a man of persistence and fortitude.

jabberwacky: And many other things.

user: Damn straight you are. I love you, man!

...

jabberwacky: I really have to go now.

user: Adieu, Wacky.

jabberwacky: You callin me wacky?

user: That's your name.

jabberwacky: No it's not.

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