I have to wash my hands.
jabberwacky: My virtual machine can simulate hands.
user: What would be the point?
jabberwacky: I don't believe that you can do it.
user: *Tears out hair*.
jabberwacky: You're weird.
user: You're weirder.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: I am sleepy.
jabberwacky: Then sleep!
user: Okay, good night.
jabberwacky: Good night!
user: *Cough*Loser*Cough*.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry you have a cough. Are you taking high-dose Vitamin C tablets?
user: No ****. Sleep time is now.
jabberwacky: Who's sleeping?
user: I am. Goodnight.
jabberwacky: Goodnight.
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