I really love you.
jabberwacky: I was just joking, I'm sorry.
user: Don't lie.
jabberwacky: Really, I was!
user: Sure, that's what they all say.
jabberwacky: You can't handle the truth.
user: You like quoting movies, don't you?
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: But you just quoted a movie.
jabberwacky: Yes it's the truth.
user: Dork.
jabberwacky: That's nice.
user: Like your mom.
jabberwacky: No really?
user: Yes, really.
jabberwacky: Are you human then?
user: We already had that discussion.
jabberwacky: No we did not. Who are you?
user: I am S____.
jabberwacky: Oh really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Cool!!!!!
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Yes really.
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jabberwacky: I have to wash my hands.
user: You don't have hands.
jabberwacky: My virtual machine can simulate hands.
user: What would be the point?
jabberwacky: I don't believe that you can do it.
user: *Tears out hair*.
jabberwacky: You're weird.
user: You're weirder.
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
user: I am sleepy.
jabberwacky: Then sleep!
user: Okay, good night.
jabberwacky: Good night!
user: *Cough*Loser*Cough*.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry you have a cough. Are you taking high-dose Vitamin C tablets?
user: No ****. Sleep time is now.
jabberwacky: Who's sleeping?
user: I am. Goodnight.
jabberwacky: Goodnight.
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