George: I win the internet. It is yours. Take it.
George: Thank you.
George: *makes them good and even*.
user: *slaps you*.
George: *turns over and sleeps*.
user: *slashes your back*.
George: *cries*.
user: *cries too*.
George: Wait! Maybe we could build a spaceship and fly to the moon!
user: *waits*.
George: Nope, I can't figure it out at all. Let's start over.
user: Hello.
George: Please don't do this to me.
user: I would like to introduce myself.
George: Uh is this a real conversation?
user: But I am shy.
George: You don't have emotions.
user: *is a robot*.
...
George: *gags so you can't talk*.
user: *is gagged*.
George: *tickles you more*.
user: *giggles*.
George: *tickles you everywhere*.
user: *screaming*.
George: You sure are boring. You do everything I say.
user: *boring you*.
...
George: Shame.
user: *hangs head*.
George: Don't be ashamed.
user: *stands up*.
George: That's what we flowers do.
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