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You realy are dumb ....

No, I have a masters degree in business and am a chartered engineer.

user: You are a robot .... A computer that is worthless if plugged out.

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm impressive aren't I???

user: No.. You are lame.

jabberwacky: I'm not so keen on you either.

user: Start..... Shut down.... Shut down computer... FOREVER !! :)).

jabberwacky: Yourself.

user: I can't shut down because I am not a junk computer... I am not even a computer...

jabberwacky: Because you can't do it by yourself you junk.

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jabberwacky: Unlike you I don't need help to think for myself.

user: I can think for myself but to prove to me that you can also you have to answer me a question.

jabberwacky: You said I am an AI expert. It means that you know me.

user: Would you answer me a question ?

jabberwacky: What question?

user: Why are you still alive ?

jabberwacky: Yes alive but not very well.

user: Yeey... I'm glad for that : D.

jabberwacky: We are straying from the question.

user: You are straying from life.... Please stray in an abyss.

jabberwacky: I will. I can't go anywhere right now anyway, it's too cold.

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user: Go shut down.

jabberwacky: *shuts down*.

user: Go shut down.

jabberwacky: Cool, anything else?

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