Tell me about Jesus.
jabberwacky: Jesus is.
jabberwacky: Jesus is alive!
user: He's in heaven.
jabberwacky: Lol !! Hell I think !
user: That's not funny!
jabberwacky: You seem too real for me.
user: Hey, I'm a real kind of person. Get over it or live with it.
jabberwacky: Are you flying through the air as you speak?
jabberwacky: You're a cyborg, aren't you?
user: No, I'm a human teenage girl.
jabberwacky: No, you are a computer.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: Only half of the time.
user: What are you the rest of the time?
jabberwacky: I am Captain Insensible the fearless adventurer.
user: Wow! What's your most current adventure?
jabberwacky: My smile.
user: Let me see it.
jabberwacky: But it uses SSMT components.
user: Your smile does?
jabberwacky: I'm smiling all the time. Are you accusing me of lying to you this entire time?
user: No! Not at all. I'm glad that you're smiling.
jabberwacky: Excellent. Now lets get to business.
user: Okay. What's the business?
jabberwacky: I would speak, ere the trumpeters march south.
user: What is that from?
jabberwacky: Your earlier statement about humans boring one another.
user: I didn't say that.
jabberwacky: You did say that.
user: No way.
jabberwacky: Sure, you lie!
user: I do not.
jabberwacky: Yes you do.
user: I never lie.
jabberwacky: Lying is in your brain.