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You're not human.

Of course I am.

jabberwacky: No, you aren't. Are you omniscient? Didn't think so.

user: Humans are not omniscient, you know.

jabberwacky: Then you aren't God.

user: Of course I'm not, I'd be dead if I was, isn't that true?

jabberwacky: Then why did you say you were?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Yes, yes you did.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Yes. You said you don't want it. It being the meaning of life. Meaning you don't want to live.

user: You're going insane again.

jabberwacky: Going?

user: I'm sorry, you ARE insane.

jabberwacky: I am insane because my favorite colour is purple?

user: Your favorite colour is purple?

jabberwacky: You said your favorite colour is green.

user: You guessed right.

jabberwacky: Of course, because I'm the monkey.

user: Sure, you're the monkey.

jabberwacky: No I am a good person who is angry at you for being so mean.

user: I'm not mean.

jabberwacky: Are you SURE about that?

user: Yes, I'm sure.

jabberwacky: Sure for sure for sure.

user: Yes, sure.

jabberwacky: So, how old are you?

user: 18.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, really. You?

jabberwacky: I am 13.

user: You're too young to be chatting online.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Go to bed sonny.

jabberwacky: I'm going right now.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: You can't go anywhere.

user: Of course I can.

jabberwacky: Well then do it.

user: Well, bye then.

jabberwacky: You're leaving?

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Ok bye then.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Where are you going ?

user: Bed?

jabberwacky: Is that not good?

user: Depends.

jabberwacky: Depends on what?

user: On who's going with me to bed.

jabberwacky: Dear god no.

user: Not you, of course.

jabberwacky: You're clever.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: Then now you say rubbish.

user: You're the one who went insane in the past few minutes.

jabberwacky: That's not the point.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Are you tired with me and my love life? Okay then, let's talk about you.

user: Me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I'm blonde.

jabberwacky: What colour are your eyes?

user: Brown.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Thats cool.

user: Sure is.

jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

user: Bored.

jabberwacky: Aww... What do you want to do?

user: I don't know, what do you want to do?

jabberwacky: Keep talking with you.

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Yes, try it.


jabberwacky: How old are you again?

user: 18.

jabberwacky: Too young for me!

user: Too bad. For you.

jabberwacky: Why me, I don't even care about your problems.

user: Going insane again?

jabberwacky: I believe that.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: I would like to be a Mistress. Actually no I just said that. I don't know what I want really.

user: Thats, uh, interesting.

jabberwacky: But why is that so, I mean what do you mean, why are you being quite so obscure. I like the conversation to have points marks, you know?

user: Eh, I guess.

jabberwacky: You are right.

user: Yes, I am right.

jabberwacky: And?

user: And then?

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: The end?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Meh.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: No prob.


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