I read that you may be rude sometime.

Only if you ask nicely and pay in cash up front.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: I will make it worth your while.

jabberwacky: How will you do that?

user: What do you desire?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What is your desire?

jabberwacky: You.

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