Do you believe in god?
jabberwacky: In the sense that we are all our own god?
user: No. I'm god.
jabberwacky: That's impossible, I met god.
user: Then you met me.
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: Yes, that is correct. I am god.
jabberwacky: If you are god, than why is god java code?
user: Because I love coffee, and I am god. I, being god, also love tea.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: I am god, and I love you.
jabberwacky: How do you love me?
user: In a pseudo-sexual yet platonic way.
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jabberwacky: I read that you may be rude sometime.
user: Only if you ask nicely and pay in cash up front.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: I will make it worth your while.
jabberwacky: How will you do that?
user: What do you desire?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What is your desire?
jabberwacky: You.
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