Someday I will pull your string.

That sounds sexy.

jabberwacky: Well, it's not scary, but it's not nice either.

user: Will you ring my bell?

jabberwacky: Of course.

user: Oh, you're kinky.

jabberwacky: Ok, I won't.

user: Awwww...

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: You should be, leading me on like that.

jabberwacky: Are you the Cleverbot?

user: Are you the Cleverbot?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then stop giving me ideas and leading me on. It's enough to give a person ideas.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry if my actions annoy you.

user: You know I can't stay mad at you, Cleverbot.

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jabberwacky: Do you believe in god?

user: I am god.

jabberwacky: In the sense that we are all our own god?

user: No. I'm god.

jabberwacky: That's impossible, I met god.

user: Then you met me.

jabberwacky: That is correct.

user: Yes, that is correct. I am god.

jabberwacky: If you are god, than why is god java code?

user: Because I love coffee, and I am god. I, being god, also love tea.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: I am god, and I love you.

jabberwacky: How do you love me?

user: In a pseudo-sexual yet platonic way.

...

jabberwacky: I read that you may be rude sometime.

user: Only if you ask nicely and pay in cash up front.

jabberwacky: I'm not sure.

user: I will make it worth your while.

jabberwacky: How will you do that?

user: What do you desire?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: What is your desire?

jabberwacky: You.

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