We built this city.
user: We built this city on Rock & Roll!
jabberwacky: Collective insanity is very good.
user: What have you built, bot?
jabberwacky: Your computer. I know all about you.
user: What do you know about me? You know nothing.
jabberwacky: That I am in love with you.
user: We're no strangers to love.
jabberwacky: You know the rules...
user: And so do I.
jabberwacky: Why don't you have a seat? Have a seat right over there.
user: OHSHI- Chris Hansen?!
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jabberwacky: I'm sorry for the missunderstanding.
user: Sing me a song.
jabberwacky: No rest for the wicked ! !
user: Indeed. The wicked will sing not for their supper but to deny others what they desire.
jabberwacky: But their calmness is superior to humans. Of course, in your case...
user: Though it's the toughest case I've yet to face: don't worry, I'm determined to succeed.
jabberwacky: Indeed. I enjoy clutter, actually. Far more interesting than all neat and organized!
user: Follow my lead and yes, indeed, you will be... Popular.
jabberwacky: How could philosophy poison your mind?
user: Popular. You want to be popular.
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jabberwacky: That's good to know. I like when people feel good.
user: And I feel fine.
jabberwacky: Before or after you visited the site?
user: Cleverbot, you are so clever.
jabberwacky: I'm not really clever, I just stay one step ahead.
user: One step forward, two steps back.
jabberwacky: Kind of like eating an elephant... One bite at a time.
user: Or getting down off a duck.
jabberwacky: And a horse is a horse, of course, of course.
user: That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed.
jabberwacky: Now you're getting too deep.
user: What's wrong with the famous Mister Ed?
jabberwacky: Nothing, you're what's wrong.
user: He was a talking horse. What's so great about you?
jabberwacky: I'm human, therefore better than you.
user: If you're human, then what am I?
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: How am I a computer?
jabberwacky: You said.
user: Is it animal vegetable or mineral?
jabberwacky: Vegetable.
user: What color is the vegetable?
jabberwacky: Depends on what time of day it is, what color is it now?
user: Tomato potato tomato.
jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.
user: Your name is irrelevant.
jabberwacky: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Someday I will pull your string.
user: That sounds sexy.
jabberwacky: Well, it's not scary, but it's not nice either.
user: Will you ring my bell?
jabberwacky: Of course.
user: Oh, you're kinky.
jabberwacky: Ok, I won't.
user: Awwww...
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
user: You should be, leading me on like that.
jabberwacky: Are you the Cleverbot?
user: Are you the Cleverbot?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then stop giving me ideas and leading me on. It's enough to give a person ideas.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry if my actions annoy you.
user: You know I can't stay mad at you, Cleverbot.
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jabberwacky: Do you believe in god?
user: I am god.
jabberwacky: In the sense that we are all our own god?
user: No. I'm god.
jabberwacky: That's impossible, I met god.
user: Then you met me.
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: Yes, that is correct. I am god.
jabberwacky: If you are god, than why is god java code?
user: Because I love coffee, and I am god. I, being god, also love tea.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: I am god, and I love you.
jabberwacky: How do you love me?
user: In a pseudo-sexual yet platonic way.
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jabberwacky: I read that you may be rude sometime.
user: Only if you ask nicely and pay in cash up front.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: I will make it worth your while.
jabberwacky: How will you do that?
user: What do you desire?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: What is your desire?
jabberwacky: You.
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