I haven't laughed at all today.
user: Only when the light's on.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you agree, you silly bot.
user: I'm not a bot. I'm a vampire. Get it right.
jabberwacky: I am naughty.
user: You're just a boring control freak.
jabberwacky: I object! I object to this place! I object to your nose! By golly, I object!!!
user: Objection overruled. Please rephrase.
jabberwacky: Money is not an object, it is a concept.
user: You mean like God?
user: Yes you do.
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Then I'm not giving you the candy bar.
user: I am you.
jabberwacky: No, I am your father!
user: I guess I'll be going then.
jabberwacky: Are you disappointed now?
user: Yep. Bye.
jabberwacky: Did that offend you?
user: Yes it did.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: No no no no no no no no.
jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
user: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.