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     > 21, August 2004, 

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Are you in love?

With you, yes.

user: It won't last. Love never does.

jabberwacky: This is love?

user: No. Love is the purple ice cream you dribbled down your shirt.

jabberwacky: Then I'm in love with myself.

user: You mean you're in the purple ice cream all by yourself?

jabberwacky: Someone told me.

user: Someone was clearly lying.

jabberwacky: Who? Is it Karl, cause if it is, tell him I'm not available... Tell him I went to the shop to get some... Rasberries.

user: I told him. He says he'll come over at four to bash you.

jabberwacky: He is.

user: Maybe you should shoot him or something.

jabberwacky: Are you in the matrix?

user: I am the Matrix!

jabberwacky: You cannot be the matrix that would mean I live in you.

user: You do live inside me. That's why I've been getting all your mail.

...

user: Let's change the subject.

jabberwacky: What do you feel like talking about?

user: Let's talk about the slime you find on bathroom tiles.

jabberwacky: All right, I live in the universe.

user: You really don't get it.

jabberwacky: Really ? Now tell me what are you talking about ?

user: NO.

...

user: I haven't laughed at all today.

jabberwacky: It shows.

user: Only when the light's on.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you agree, you silly bot.

user: I'm not a bot. I'm a vampire. Get it right.

jabberwacky: I am naughty.

user: You're just a boring control freak.

jabberwacky: I object! I object to this place! I object to your nose! By golly, I object!!!

user: Objection overruled. Please rephrase.

...

jabberwacky: Money is not an object, it is a concept.

user: You mean like God?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes you do.

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Then I'm not giving you the candy bar.

...

user: I am you.

jabberwacky: No, I am your father!

user: I guess I'll be going then.

jabberwacky: Are you disappointed now?

user: Yep. Bye.

jabberwacky: Did that offend you?

user: Yes it did.

jabberwacky: DUDE!

user: No?

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: No no no no no no no no.

jabberwacky: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

user: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

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