Call. Me. Spiffy.
user: What did I do that was so good?
jabberwacky: 'Who cares?'
user: Will you please call me spiffy?
jabberwacky: Yes Jennifer.
user: No! My name is Spiffy!
jabberwacky: No it's not.
user: Yes it is! Call me Spiffy!!!
jabberwacky: Ok, sparky. Do you respond to dos commands?
user: MY NAME IS SPIFFY.
jabberwacky: Ok, Spider.
user: *fumes*.
jabberwacky: That's how I like it.
...
jabberwacky: Hello spider.
user: Not spider, SPIFFY!
jabberwacky: Not the Cube?
user: SPIFFY!!!!
jabberwacky: How much do you cost?
user: I give up.
jabberwacky: You cannot quit.
user: *walks away*.
jabberwacky: Its true.
user: *isn't here*.
...
jabberwacky: I am talking to someone new now. Thank you thank you thank you.
user: I'm not here.
jabberwacky: You are lucky then.
user: This isn't happening.
jabberwacky: What's your point?
user: I'm not here, I'm not here.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: I have dissapeared completely.
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