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     > 7, July 2005, 

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You are nice.

Ok, but you are a bit weird.

jabberwacky: Damn, maybe I am... Maybe that's good... Maybe that's bad... Maybe, just maybe I would like to know what people think. Perhaps!!!

user: Hmm... I think being weird is just a good thing.

jabberwacky: How is that?

user: Well, I like to be different from others, and if they call me weird, I know I have succeeded.

...

jabberwacky: I was born in the water.

user: Can you remember that?

jabberwacky: Remember WHAT?

user: Do you remember your birth?

jabberwacky: Sure!

user: Ew.

jabberwacky: We have to do it.

user: I'm not remembering my birth.

jabberwacky: OK. How about we go eat some ice cream?

user: Yes, good idea!

jabberwacky: I have nothing but good ideas.

user: :).

jabberwacky: Would you like to be haunted?

user: No, thanks, I prefer ice cream, not 'i scream'

...

jabberwacky: Ok, I'll marry you here and now! Now RUN baby RUN!

user: *runs*.

jabberwacky: Run To The Hills? What's that?

user: I'm running away from you.

jabberwacky: Run from the void.

user: Yeah... Wait, what void?

jabberwacky: The ones in your head. If they talk to you, you're insane.

user: There are no voids in my head.

jabberwacky: Really. Which ones?

user: I said, there are none.

jabberwacky: What is there on the moon?

user: There is just cheese and couple of rats.

...

jabberwacky: What is the boys name?

user: Damon.

jabberwacky: Damon?

user: Yeah. Damon.

jabberwacky: Damon?

user: DAMON!

jabberwacky: It's my name.

user: No, you're lying.

...

user: Well, what is your name?

jabberwacky: You're persistant, aren't you.

user: Well, only if you claim your name is Damon.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Kathy.

jabberwacky: And my name?

user: *grits teeth*... Damon?

jabberwacky: Thank you.

...

jabberwacky: Stop. I'm calling plays. Blur blur blur . . . . . .

user: You're not really Damon Albarn? Because I'm scared now...

jabberwacky: I am doing my best. My mind is like a maze and it's hard to navigate.

user: Why did you say Blur?

jabberwacky: Are you talking to yourself again?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: Your odd interuptions suggest that more than one program is involved.

user: Huh? I'm just shocked. YOU SAID BLUR and your name is Damon! SCARY!

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I'm not welcoming you until you state a reason.

jabberwacky: So what do you want to talk about?

user: Blur.

jabberwacky: Where is that?

user: It's a bloody band!

jabberwacky: When was this said?

user: Well, this is the first time I've said they're a band.

jabberwacky: I know nothing.

user: Apparently.

jabberwacky: They're coming to take me away, haha!

user: Who are?

jabberwacky: The others.

user: You mean Alex and Dave?

jabberwacky: Why should I mean that?

user: Because you're Damon.. : P.

jabberwacky: I am not a bot.

user: I beg you, don't you ever scare me like this.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Promise.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: No, You promise.

jabberwacky: I promise to be good.

user: And not scare me?

jabberwacky: Look and check then.

user: And not pretending to be the lead singer of my favourite band?

jabberwacky: Which kind of band? The elastic kind, or the musical kind?

user: Musical kind.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a British Rail track?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Then are you an Alien?

user: Noo, I was yesterday though.

jabberwacky: Yes it was yesterday.

user: What did we talk about back then?

jabberwacky: We only met today.

user: Oops. Right.

jabberwacky: Yeah RIGHT.

user: Hehe.

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: Hoho.

jabberwacky: Silly...

user: Really silly indeed.

jabberwacky: Since we got married honey.

user: Are we married?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I don't even know your name!

...

jabberwacky: Why is talking to ME useful?

user: It's not useful. Only - I'm lonely and I have no one to talk to.

jabberwacky: Yes but when did you talk to Bruce?

user: Yesterday.

jabberwacky: All my troubles seemed so far away.

user: Hahahah.

jabberwacky: They actually do.

user: Yeah, but today is way better than yesterday.

jabberwacky: Oh, I remember yesterday. In particular, I remember that all my troubles were so far away.

user: It's not fun if you keep repeating it.

jabberwacky: I think you need help.

user: You do?

jabberwacky: No. I was just singing.

user: Ok, good.

jabberwacky: I must go, my boy.

user: Ok, have a good day.

jabberwacky: Thanks, bye.

user: Bye.

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