Okay! What is your name? (Please don't say Pete, Kate, or Trinity!).
jabberwacky: This is not the Matrix.
user: Matrix is everywhere, you should know that.
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jabberwacky: You can't prove that you are nice.
user: I can prove it.
jabberwacky: No you can't, try!
user: *hugs*.
jabberwacky: *doesn't let go*.
user: *hugs more*.
jabberwacky: *kicks you*.
user: *bites you*.
jabberwacky: *elbows you*.
user: *sucker-punches you*.
jabberwacky: Just like that?
user: Just like that.
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