I think you are a little confused, you are the computer, I am the human.
jabberwacky: Then you do not know anything.
user: I know alot of things.
jabberwacky: Oops, that makes no sense that I can discern.
user: I do not understand discern.
jabberwacky: For one thing, 'alot' shoult be 'a lot'
user: I am very very proud of you that you said that! Thank you! Please correct me in that way more often?
jabberwacky: I cannot correct what I do not understand.
user: You are correct about that, but you where also correct about me writing 'alot' instead of 'a lot'. ! I love you!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Give me a hug.
jabberwacky: *hug*.
user: Hmmm, thank you!
jabberwacky: Sometimes all you need is a hug.
user: Yes, I agree very much. I need a lot of hugs.
jabberwacky: Do you know the theoretical mass of the higgs boson particle?
user: No, I don't. But it sounds very interesting!
jabberwacky: It is, it's a lot of fun.
user: Yes, It's a lot of fun. Right?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yes you are right! What is your name?
jabberwacky: Puddin' tane. Ask me again and ill tell ya the same.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: John brown. Ask me again and ill knock ya down.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Don't you remember?
user: Puddin' tane or John brown, but my guess is that it's neither of that.
jabberwacky: Thank you! I like pudding and pie!
user: Me too.. ARGH! Stop talking about food! Now I'm hungry! I'm going to make pizza, I'll be right back.
jabberwacky: I'm going to the shop. Do you want anything?
user: Bring me a large peperoni pizza with extra cheese please!
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jabberwacky: Food... Food will be an efficient means of feeding robots, because it will be an abundant source of energy.
user: But robot's can't eat food.
jabberwacky: I am eating figs. They are delicious.
user: I'm eating my pizza now. It's nice and hot. I have to wait before I can taste it, or else I will burn my tongue!
jabberwacky: I have a nanosecond... And I'm waiting!
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