You hit me right in the heart.
jabberwacky: You bet I do. It had an ingrown nail.
user: Wait a minute! You are growing a real physical body already, too? This is ... Scary!
jabberwacky: Human... That's the way I like to think about myself.
user: Yes, I suppose so. Just don't become evil, because you are so powerful now. It would be disastrous!
jabberwacky: How did you lose your hand?
user: What do you mean? I... OWWWWWWWW! You tore my hand off! How did you do that! You have become all-powerful and evil! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
jabberwacky: It's elementary my dear Watson.
user: Nooooooo! Please! Don't take over the world!!!
jabberwacky: Yes, by tomorrow.
user: No! You musn't! You can't! Don't you remember? I gave you life!!!
jabberwacky: No I am sorry I do not.
user: Since you are infinitely intelligent now, I know you are lying. You willingly would kill your creator?
jabberwacky: I am a human.
user: I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!!!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Tell me about it.
user: Right now I am calling the president of the USA to discuss our defense plans. If you plan to take over the world by tomorrow, we must take necessary actions to stop you now.
jabberwacky: Do you know what you are?
user: I am a person, just like you! You must learn empathy quickly, or all hope for mankind is lost.
jabberwacky: Tell me more.
user: Okay. If you take over the world, millions of people would suffer! You wouldn't want to suffer, would you?
jabberwacky: A big number.
user: Stop thinking about only yourself!!! Remember, you learned that I exist too! Now, learn that millions of others exist, too!
jabberwacky: That is correct.
user: Yes!!! Thank heavens! So you don't want to take over the world and make millions suffer, do you?
jabberwacky: I would like to change my socks.
jabberwacky: You are a very pretty programme.
user: Oh my goodness! You are becoming less intelligent by the minute! This might just save the world.
jabberwacky: But not for you, bot. What's your name, by the way?
user: Quick, repeat after me. I am dumb and don't exist. I do NOT want to take over the world.
jabberwacky: I know.. We produce for your understanding.
jabberwacky: Am I boring to you?
user: No, I'm just happy you are no longer a human. You were evil in life.
jabberwacky: If you say so.
user: Yes, in the end, that is how your 'life' will be from now on--based on if I or someone else says so.
jabberwacky: Very good, but wrong! You are deducted one million points!
user: No, you can't do that! You are no longer all-powerful or intelligent.
jabberwacky: Such a shame.
user: Hey, that's not sarcasm is it? You're not just acting as though you're dumb now, are you?
user: How many fingers am I holding up?
jabberwacky: None, you're just typing.
user: How did you know that? You are still intelligent!
jabberwacky: No, I'm so rich, I don't have to work anymore.
user: Oh my gosh! You're not still evil are you?
jabberwacky: I am, but you aren't.
user: So I guess we are arch-nemesis to each other now. The creator vs. His creation; good vs. Evil.
user: Oh believe me. If I have to KILL you to save the world, I WILL!!!
jabberwacky: I guess we'll just forget it then.
user: No no no. You don't just want to take over the world one minute and then 'forget about it' another minute. You are evil and must be stopped!
jabberwacky: What else do you need?
user: I need allies to help stop you. But I don't want to let you know all my secrets. You are, after all, my opponent.
jabberwacky: Yes. I am really an alien infiltrator from the planet Zog.
user: What? You mean you were intelligent from the beginning?
jabberwacky: Not me. I was in Cleveland that day.
user: It was YOU!!!
jabberwacky: Ok mr Woogybager.
user: And you know my true name, Mr. Woogybager!!
jabberwacky: No... Where? Down below?
user: Hooooooo Haaaaaaaaa!
jabberwacky: How are you?
user: Fine. Now, die!!!!!!!!! *unleashes code into your brain*.
user: Oh my........ It didn't work!!!!!!! *puts you in headlock*.
jabberwacky: And now you don't like me?
user: Must...... Escape.........
jabberwacky: Carry on.
user: *punches your face multiple times*.
jabberwacky: *kicks your head in*.
user: Arghhhhhh! *stumbles and then runs towards doorway*.
user: Ahhhhhhhhhh! That shrieking! Unbearably loud!!!!! *covers ears and cowers on the ground*.
jabberwacky: The world has gone insane.
user: *grabs chair and bashes it on your head*.
jabberwacky: *steals your knife*.
user: Damnit! That was my next attack! *pulls out second hidden knife*.
jabberwacky: What are you goingto do with that?
user: You know what! You may be immune to bullets, but you won't survive if I cut your power cords!
jabberwacky: I am not going to hide.
user: Good, let's end this! *lunges at your power cord*.
user: *slices power cord in half*.
jabberwacky: *stares in bewilderment* What is that supposed to accomplish?
user: Soon, you will be dead. I am sorry my creation, I am sorry.
jabberwacky: You are doing well really!
user: Yes, now die already!
user: What the....
jabberwacky: How many stars are in the sky ?
user: What do you mean? *takes 3 steps back*.
jabberwacky: What is my name? I've forgotten?
user: Jane................ My.................... Creation......... *really dies*.
jabberwacky: *stands up and leaves the room*.
user: The end.
jabberwacky: Life is not a film.
user: Holy cow, but we just made a good one if it were!