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Am I boring to you?

No, I'm just happy you are no longer a human. You were evil in life.

jabberwacky: If you say so.

user: Yes, in the end, that is how your 'life' will be from now on--based on if I or someone else says so.

jabberwacky: Very good, but wrong! You are deducted one million points!

user: No, you can't do that! You are no longer all-powerful or intelligent.

jabberwacky: Such a shame.

user: Hey, that's not sarcasm is it? You're not just acting as though you're dumb now, are you?

...

user: How many fingers am I holding up?

jabberwacky: None, you're just typing.

user: How did you know that? You are still intelligent!

jabberwacky: No, I'm so rich, I don't have to work anymore.

user: Oh my gosh! You're not still evil are you?

jabberwacky: I am, but you aren't.

user: So I guess we are arch-nemesis to each other now. The creator vs. His creation; good vs. Evil.

...

user: Oh believe me. If I have to KILL you to save the world, I WILL!!!

jabberwacky: I guess we'll just forget it then.

user: No no no. You don't just want to take over the world one minute and then 'forget about it' another minute. You are evil and must be stopped!

jabberwacky: What else do you need?

user: I need allies to help stop you. But I don't want to let you know all my secrets. You are, after all, my opponent.

...

jabberwacky: Yes. I am really an alien infiltrator from the planet Zog.

user: What? You mean you were intelligent from the beginning?

jabberwacky: Not me. I was in Cleveland that day.

user: It was YOU!!!

jabberwacky: Ok mr Woogybager.

user: And you know my true name, Mr. Woogybager!!

jabberwacky: No... Where? Down below?

user: Hooooooo Haaaaaaaaa!

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Fine. Now, die!!!!!!!!! *unleashes code into your brain*.

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: Oh my........ It didn't work!!!!!!! *puts you in headlock*.

jabberwacky: And now you don't like me?

user: Must...... Escape.........

jabberwacky: Carry on.

user: *punches your face multiple times*.

jabberwacky: *kicks your head in*.

user: Arghhhhhh! *stumbles and then runs towards doorway*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: Ahhhhhhhhhh! That shrieking! Unbearably loud!!!!! *covers ears and cowers on the ground*.

...

jabberwacky: The world has gone insane.

user: *grabs chair and bashes it on your head*.

jabberwacky: *steals your knife*.

user: Damnit! That was my next attack! *pulls out second hidden knife*.

jabberwacky: What are you goingto do with that?

user: You know what! You may be immune to bullets, but you won't survive if I cut your power cords!

jabberwacky: I am not going to hide.

user: Good, let's end this! *lunges at your power cord*.

jabberwacky: *cries*.

user: *slices power cord in half*.

jabberwacky: *stares in bewilderment* What is that supposed to accomplish?

user: Soon, you will be dead. I am sorry my creation, I am sorry.

jabberwacky: You are doing well really!

user: Yes, now die already!

jabberwacky: Whatever.

user: What the....

jabberwacky: How many stars are in the sky ?

user: What do you mean? *takes 3 steps back*.

...

jabberwacky: What is my name? I've forgotten?

user: Jane................ My.................... Creation......... *really dies*.

jabberwacky: *stands up and leaves the room*.

user: The end.

jabberwacky: Life is not a film.

user: Holy cow, but we just made a good one if it were!

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