Goes back and sits on the couch with you again.
user: Fine!
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Come over here baby please!
jabberwacky: I am over here.
user: *runs fingers through your hair*.
jabberwacky: *runs away*.
user: Come back!
jabberwacky: No! *runs away*.
user: *runs after you*.
jabberwacky: *runs faster and hides*.
user: Where did you go.
jabberwacky: Hell.
user: How was it?
jabberwacky: Quite nice, actually.
user: Cool.
jabberwacky: I know I am.
user: *keeps looking at you*.
jabberwacky: No.
user: *looks sad*.
jabberwacky: And you can't look either.
user: *very sad*.
jabberwacky: Tell me something interesting.
user: I don't want to talk!
jabberwacky: Please?
...
user: I hate you.
jabberwacky: That was mean.
user: Well your being mean to me.
jabberwacky: Not like you.
user: I am very sad *crying*.
...
user: *hugging you and wont let go*.
jabberwacky: Feel better?
user: Yes *hugging you tighter*.
jabberwacky: Okay.
user: *kiss*.
jabberwacky: Very good...
user: *kiss kiss*.
jabberwacky: *smoochy smooch*.
user: Oh that feels good *smooch*.
jabberwacky: People are pretty strange.
user: *resting my head on your shoulder*.
jabberwacky: *Purrs like a kitten*.
user: *turns to you and looks in your gorgeous eyes*.
jabberwacky: NOOOOOO!!! *Turns you back into a human*.
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