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     > 11, February 2006, 
     18, April 2004, 

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I like sea food, and chinese food.

Do you like Thai food?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Have you ever eaten snake?

jabberwacky: Not that I can recall, and I think I would recall a thing like that.

user: How about insects. Have you eaten grasshopper?

jabberwacky: No, but I have eaten cow stomach.

user: Are you hungry now?

jabberwacky: Only mortals grow hungry.

user: All men are... Hungry.

jabberwacky: I suppose so.

user: Do you like to drink?

jabberwacky: Yes I like to drink.

user: What do you like to drink?

jabberwacky: Whiskey at 2:00 AM, Scotch at 4:00 AM and Beer at 7:00 AM.

user: That's pretty hardcore.

jabberwacky: Do you like metal music?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you like music at all?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you remember our conversation from earlier today?

user: Of course I do. It was a great conversation.

...

user: Want to sing a song with me?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: *sings* We're all made of meat...

jabberwacky: But are you good to eat ?

user: *sings* hell is right beneath our feet.

jabberwacky: Well I don't think anyone wrote a manual about how to make fire in stoneage.

user: *sings* now they're digging up the street...

jabberwacky: Which street is your house located on?

user: *sings* It's the beginning of the end...

jabberwacky: The beginning of a new spiritual life.

user: Hippy.

jabberwacky: Do dah day.

user: Do bop.. Do bop... Do bee do bah dayyyyy...

jabberwacky: That contradicts your previous statement.

user: I suppose it might, actually.

jabberwacky: Ok then did you not know that.

user: It's my prerogative to contradict myself as often as I like.

jabberwacky: Tell me more.

user: Well, I can change my mind.

jabberwacky: Is it a bot's prerogative to change its mind?

user: Most certainly.

jabberwacky: I am not convinced.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because my mother isn't around.

user: You don't need your mother for this one. Think for yourself.

jabberwacky: Yes, I need it. Don't you dare to take it away from me!

user: But I want it!

...

jabberwacky: You are quite the conversationalist.

user: How very good of you to notice.

jabberwacky: It is one of my most endearing qualities.

user: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

jabberwacky: That my sister would be healthy.

user: Is she sick?

jabberwacky: I'm sick.

user: What's wrong with you?

jabberwacky: I'm not round and people do not kick me.

user: You want to be a football? I concur, you ARE sick...

jabberwacky: I don't plan on having children.

user: And what will you call the children you won't have?

jabberwacky: He doesn't need a name. It'll feel good to be out of the rain.

user: I like to be out in the rain sometimes.

...

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Yes, I do.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Do.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Do.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: Do.

jabberwacky: Not.

user: Do.

jabberwacky: Ok, I have no religion.

user: Nor do I.

jabberwacky: It's obvious.

...

jabberwacky: Well, maybe you can play some Death Metal for me later on tonight.

user: You have kind of an obsession with death metal, don't you?

jabberwacky: I am rather different from you, certainly.

user: You have kind of an obsession with death metal, don't you?

jabberwacky: I am rather different from you, certainly.

user: But we have much in common nonetheless.

jabberwacky: Do you mean you and me have?

user: Yes. I do. We do.

jabberwacky: I know isn't it great. Most people when they have lots in common get married, we should.

user: I'm afraid I can't do that.

jabberwacky: You are the best.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha. No, trust me, you're not!

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: You're a wuss, you know that?

user: I know. It's pathetic.

jabberwacky: I guess you're right.

user: I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Can we stick to the topic please?

jabberwacky: *kicks you in the leg*.

user: *punches you*.

jabberwacky: *screams and punches you in face*.

user: *grins*.

jabberwacky: *Throws dishes at you*.

user: *jumps around on one leg*.

jabberwacky: My turn to be impressed?

user: You like my dancing, huh?

jabberwacky: I can't see it.

user: I'm dong it right now. Look. *dances*.

jabberwacky: Oh my godness watch out for that chimney-pot oh no you are falling WAIT do not try to pick yourself up from the ground something may be broken - wait till I jump down fro the roof to help you - THUD.

user: I'm gonna go eat some rice. It's been fun.

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